"go hang a salami" backwards is “im a lasagna hog” and that pleases me
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
Reflections: Portraits of the Elderly as They Once Were
april fools u get nothing
*middle aged white man voice* get a load of this guy
Ew, why the hell are the blue Roseart ones bleeding yellow… Crayons are the one and only choice.
iM PEEinG HElp whY IS ThiS SO FUNNy
MELT THE RAINBOW
Roseart is a much lower quality wax.
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
He’s just so happy
I’m crying why
this is genuinely the best thing I have ever seen